Hello 2010!
So it's officially 2010! Hubby and I went out last night and I knew hubby was intent on having a good time,but I think he might have overdone it just a tad bit... I was a trooper and stayed out until past 1am! Hubby was obviously very drunk and our friend had to help me bring him to the car... Then the adventure began... The minute I got off the pike, he began to become restless. I did not want to pull over on 95 and attract a statie so I told him to hold it - we were only 2 exits from home! But then it all came out and was flying down 95... The smell was horrible and even though I hadn't drank, I had to cover my nose cuz I felt like puking myself! I stepped on the gas and got us home and dropped him off at the front door so he could go in first... In one second I turned around and found him pounding on our neighbors door trying to get it! I jumped out of the car and dragged him to our door... I parked the car and went upstairs to find him on the floor... The dogs were going crazy and I was wondering why... He had crashed into our coffee table, knocked over the tray table and our glass coasters had flown off and were in pieces all over the floor... He had blood on his face and was passed out cold on the floor... I cleaned up the glass and his face and got him onto the couch... Then when I was going up to our room he wakes up and begs me to let him sleep in our room. I told him to stay put on the couch cuz he reeked of booze, puke and cigarettes, but he wouldn't stop... I gave in and had to help him up the stairs and into bed... The smell in the room was horrible and I couldn't go to bed until almost 4am...!
I woke up to the same foul smell and decided to just go get a car wash myself before the puke got embedded... The guy at the car wash had this disgusted look on his face when he saw my car and I was SO embarrassed! I drove out of the car wash all happy with my clean car and then noticed all the puke on the passenger seat and back seat! My car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =( It's only 4 months old!!! I drove home to find hubby awake. He smiles and says "I had a good time last night..." I say nothing. He gets up and screams that his head hurts as he walks to the bathroom... Then in the bathroom he sees the cuts on his face - even one's I hadn't noticed last night! Damn fool! Then five minutes later he's screaming again looking for his wedding ring... I can't believe he lost his wedding ring. He found his watch and swears the ring should be next to it... He should have lost his watch instead! The damn ring is more valuable than his stupid Rolex!
What am I going to do with him!? And he's going to be a daddy soon!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up to the same foul smell and decided to just go get a car wash myself before the puke got embedded... The guy at the car wash had this disgusted look on his face when he saw my car and I was SO embarrassed! I drove out of the car wash all happy with my clean car and then noticed all the puke on the passenger seat and back seat! My car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =( It's only 4 months old!!! I drove home to find hubby awake. He smiles and says "I had a good time last night..." I say nothing. He gets up and screams that his head hurts as he walks to the bathroom... Then in the bathroom he sees the cuts on his face - even one's I hadn't noticed last night! Damn fool! Then five minutes later he's screaming again looking for his wedding ring... I can't believe he lost his wedding ring. He found his watch and swears the ring should be next to it... He should have lost his watch instead! The damn ring is more valuable than his stupid Rolex!
What am I going to do with him!? And he's going to be a daddy soon!!!!!!!!!!!


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